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A recent study concluded that fatty foods such as cheesecake and bacon cause a cocaine/heroin like addiction in human beings. So next time you wake up during a night sweat only to discover your girlfriend ate the last piece of cheesecake try not to beat her senseless. Realize you have a serious addiction which requires extensive counseling and seek help ASAP.
Though most logical humans would discount this study as utter rubbish there does exist a way to convert the sensation of consuming unwholesome foods to equal that of shooting heroin. Marijuana!
Yes, are green leafy friend has been turning us into fat sucking zombies for hundreds of years now. If you’re a smoker than you probably have your own go-to list of desirable munchies. We decided to put our own together containing some awesome treats that will be sure to turn you into that chick from “Requiem for a Dream.” Enjoy!
-Rick Stevens
Though most logical humans would discount this study as utter rubbish there does exist a way to convert the sensation of consuming unwholesome foods to equal that of shooting heroin. Marijuana!
Yes, are green leafy friend has been turning us into fat sucking zombies for hundreds of years now. If you’re a smoker than you probably have your own go-to list of desirable munchies. We decided to put our own together containing some awesome treats that will be sure to turn you into that chick from “Requiem for a Dream.” Enjoy!
-Rick Stevens
The List
- Food Mcdonald's Snack Wrap
Calories: 260 - Food: Sour Patch Kids
Calories: 140 - Food: Taco Bell Caramel Apple Empanada
Calories: 290 - Food: Kc Masterpiece Bbq Flavored Potato Chips
Calories: 150 - Food: Croutons & Slices of Tillamook sharp chedder
Calories: 300 (est.) - Food: Cheese Cake
Calories: 300 - Food: Pringles
Calories: 160 - Food: Blueberry Muffins
Calories: 230 - Food: Cookie Dough
Calories: 110 - Food: Burger King Oreo Milk Shake
Calories: 920 - Food: Hostess Chocolate mini dougnuts
Calories: 230 - Food:Homemade chocolate chip peanut butter cookies
Calories: 138 - Food: Pizza
Calories:140 - Food: Olive Garden breadsticks
Calories:140 - Food: Ice cream sandwhich
Calories: 180 - Food: Choco Taco
Calories:290 - Food: Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Calories:130 - Food: Gushers
Calories:90 - Food: Lamb Gyro
Calories:450 - Food: McDonald's french fries
Calories:380 - Food: Ice cream sundae
Calories:465 - Food:Jelly Beans
Calories:150 - Food: Chocolate Cake
Calories:300 - Food:Quesadilla
Calories:400 - Food: Frozen grapes
Calories:62 - Food: Reese's Peanut Butter Cup
Calories:260 - Food: Chocolate Mousse
Calories:300 - Food: Beef Jerkey
Calories:80 - Food: Ball Park Frank
Calories:180 - Food: Nacho's with all toppings
Calories:300