’)Best Movie Monsters of all Time
By: Oh Hi!10) Frankenfish (2004)- The little devils love the taste of human beings and prefer the warm swamps of Louisiana. Welcome to the bottom of the food chain.
9) Dinocroc (2004)- Apparently 2004 was a great year for movie monsters. This ancient reptile is terrifying because its main source of protein is the local townspeople. Don’t go swimming after a horror flick. This Dinocroc feeds on fear.
8) It (1990)- Lets be honest who isn’t afraid of clowns and this clown is no exception. This clown lures little children and then eats them and most likely rapes them. This is a truly terrifying movie.
7) Alien (1979)- This movie was one of the best sci-fi movies of all time. These monsters can either rip your face off or plant one of their babes in your gizzard. What’s worse than waking up with a terrible stomach ache, taking an Advil, and then having a baby alien shred your chest?
6) The Grudge (2006)- The Grudge has one of the smallest yet most powerful monsters. The psychotic little Asian girl doesn’t seem like much of a match, but her loose joints allow her to crawl around and suck the living shit out of people. Scariest Asian in the world!
5) A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984)- This is one sick dude. He spends most of his time raping children (both guys and girls) in their dreams and uses his clawed glove to turn them into diced tomatoes. A sexual predators dream life.
4) Pterodactyl (2004)- The characters in this movie stand no chance against the beaks of these bad boys. The birds drop their prey to there babies which nibble on faces. One could call it Ptowering Pterror. Oh and Coolio is in this movie!
3) The Ring (2002)- I can completely understand why this girl is angry, but man is she a dirty bitch. You watch her video and she will literally crawl out of your television screen and skull pound you until your skull is no more.
2) Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)- The main bad guy gets chomped by a zombie and takes way to many meds. Lets just say he has an allergic reaction and ends up slaughtering his staff by shoving his fingers through their faces.
1) Mosquito Man (2003)- This doctor makes a mistake and doesn’t properly dispose of the needles he was using on mutant mosquitoes. He accidentally pokes himself and turns into a killer that sucks everything out of his victims.
