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The top ten recent evil inventions

By: Bill Ingle

#10 Amazon Kindle

The Kindle was the first step to a paperless society. The Ipad was the second. If you're under 30 you'll see it in your lifetime. A world in which nothing you do can be recorded. If the government disagrees with your ideas they'll simply delete them. Books are a thing of the past. The new Kindles will feel and even smell like a nice refreshing classic. Any book that's to controversial will be burned via deletion. This one sounds crazy but it's truer than you think! READ: Amazon Erases Orwell Books From Kindle

#9 RFID chips

Good luck getting away with murdering your wife in 20 years. With RFID technology crime will soon be a thing of the past. Wal-Mart is already talking about chipping all their merch than tracking you wherever you go. Sounds like your privacy is about to be raped by corporate America! This one is out of our control folks so just accept it. Even if you refuse to buy RFID products they'll find another way to track you.

#8 Music

This may have shocked you a little. I'm not talking about all music just stuff that can be heard from your local DJ on a teen radio station. The music that our youth and young adults are allowing to infiltrate their minds is so appalling it makes me want to vomit. Honest to God, the music that is being produced by the execs these days is so bad it's almost unbelievable. I want you all to do an experiment. Listen to the radio and write down the lyrics of the song you just listened to. Than read them and think about what I said.

#7 Cable news

I used to think the New York Times was bullshit until I watched CNN. Now we have three 24/7 news channels spewing corporate propaganda into our living rooms. I may not speak for everyone when I say we're tired of hearing about schizo mother's drowning their babies. We're tired of hearing about black men shooting police officers. And we're espicially tired about hearing how Muslims deserve to get bombed. Your agenda is ovbious and we see you for what you are. An evil piece of shit.

#6 Aspartame Gum

How angry do you get when you walk into Safeway or any store in the country and discover that you can't find one single stick of gum that contains real sugar? If you're like most Americans you probably don't give a fuck! But for those of you that don't like getting cancer at 45 I'm with you! You think one of those gum manufactorer's would make a product for us. No, sorry to evil.

#5: 3D TV's and movies

Kids used to get nightmares when they saw the new R rated horror flick. Now they're going to get post traumatic stress. 3D movies and televisions were surely created in the pits of Hell. Viewers will become so abosrbed and brainwashed once this technology perfects itself that the exploiters will have to easy of a job emptying your wallet and convincing you to bomb whoever they please. Wait till that Johnny Quest 3D bullshit comes out to. You remember Quest World. A real life video game that actually makes you believe you're there. Sounds like the armies wet dream. Can't wait to play that Grand Theft Auto!!

#4: Predator Drones

If they ever made a movie about the Afghan War it would make "Grave of the Fireflies" look like a comedy. Imagine being at your father's funeral when all of a sudden a robot shits a 50 ton bomb on your sisters head as she's paying tribute to her deceased father. As you watch the guests gather their body parts you probably begin to wonder if this invention will make ITHP's evil list. Well your in luck. Generals know that killing people is tough on the brain so they decided to go along and make it a whole lot easier.

#3: Facebook

Facebook has got to be the biggest waste of time. It's a social network designed for narcissistic freaks to post updates for all of their fake friends to gawk over. I'll admit. I have one to. Not because I want to but because it's almost a requirement. With 500 million sheep subscribed to this evil service it will be a shock if anyone from Gen Y lands a job. Facebook makes it's money by selling the rights to your page to interested employers and mega corps who in turn fire you or market you shitty products. The company has recently taken itself to a whole new level of evil by allowing users to update their location. I guess that was expected from a company that gets its venture capital from the CIA.

#2: Four Loko

Four Loko a.k.a Cuatro Crazy has taken the ghetto by storm. Phusion Projects Inc has relased liquid crack upon society and we've all felt it's affects. Weither it was getting yelled at by a belligerent homeless Loko user or consuming three ourselves and lighting the neighbors house on fire. Only God knows the havoc this beverage causes your body. With a 12% alcohol content and plently of chemicals this drink is sure to be fun for the whole family!

#1: The Iphone

If I had a nickel for every minute the human race has wasted on their Iphones I could build an elevator made of gold to the moon and still have enough cash left over to end world hunger and possibly pay off a portion of Michael Jackson's debt. Let's face it folks. The Iphone is nothing but pure evil genius. It allows us to be connected 24/7, providing the ADD child of the 21st century a constant distraction and detachment from soceity. Forget human interaction. With the Iphone who needs it. You can check your Facebook on the go and spend 100's of hours using useless apps. My suggestion to those out their who haven't become addicted is to stay far far away!