’)The Comedy Central Propaganda Machine
By: Jacob Almar
Currently a disturbing trend is taking America by storm. The Comedy Central Network controlled by Sumner Redstone’s multibillion dollar National Amusements has begun convincing idiotic citizens that they are educated. They achieve this through plastering the faces of Steven Colbert and Jon Stewart on a TV screen and ordering them to chastise other billion dollar networks such as CNN and Fox News. Every time people switch on these blabbering baboons they become a little dumber or “educated” as they like to tell themselves inside their worthless brains.In recent years Fox News has become associated with less intelligent and more old fashioned conservatives thanks to those within Comedy Central. It’s become so bad that the majority of Americans actually now assume that the corporate governance at News Corp believes in the news they’re spewing out over the airwaves. Unfortunately that’s simply not the case. Any marketing professor would tell you that News Corp created Fox News to provide an underserved population of less educated and angered Americans a channel of information and senseless entertainment.
CNN and MSNBC serve a slightly different market but at the end of the day all three networks are after the same thing. You guessed it. Money! Fox News just has the brightest executives and has consistently beaten out the others in viewership thereby angering those within other media organizations. Ironic enough all the networks say the same thing in the end just in a different way. Support Big Brother and do what’s best for corporate America. For years now they’ve been successful at doing their job of preventing the confused masses from rioting into anarchy and convincing them to play their proper role in society all while making billions of dollars off other corporations who gladly support them in advertising revenue.To prove this point we’ll examine the corporate governance at Viacom which is responsible for maintaining Comedy Central under Redstone’s guiding hand. The Chief Operating Officer is Thomas E. Dooley. Comedy Central is always chastising Fox and the Republicans. Yet for some reason Thomas decided to consistently donate money to these dumb Republicans including John McCain and corrupt New York Republican Al D’Amato. The governing board over at News Corp is even better. It includes the former president of Spain, Bilderberg members, Rothschild bankers and Ivy League professors. Sounds like a bunch of kooky Tea Party protesters, doesn’t it? These people have nothing in common with Glenn Beck’s sheep but I’m sure they could strike up an intriguing conversation about the World Bank policies in Northern Africa over a round of golf with Steven Colbert’s boss.
So next time you listen to a rant about Sarah Palin from comedian and buffoon Steven Colbert remember that you’re not becoming educated just entertained into a vegetable. You’re listening to one celebrity blabbing about another celebrity. If you want to become educated read a book, talk to people within the industry and hire a tea party member to deliver a shotgun spray to your $10,000 LCD brainwashing machine.