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Not Worried About Climate Change

By:Unwelcome Perspective

A lot of people are worried about climate change, and pollution, and the environment. I’m not.

Because I know, that when the time comes, our business leaders will invent the technology needed to reverse the pollution. But people say, “O but by the time they change their ways, it will be too late.” No, it won’t be.

There might be a couple years of heavy smog, where you’re sitting at the dinner table, and you can’t see the person at the other end, which in most family situations, is probably a good thing. In case you feel the urge to throw a plate at that person, and don’t want to suffer the consequences; because mash potatoes, meat loaf, and porcelain, is usually a good way to end a never ending story about your mom’s book club meeting.

Just a couple years of thick, heavy, black smoke. But it won’t last forever. Because it ain’t no fun bein’ a billionaire if your trophy wife has to breathe through her mouth and is therefore unable to perform felacio. And the next thing you know, the CEO of Exxon is flying a kite in a thunderstorm like Ben Franklin trying to figure it out, and unlike the government, billionaires get results. And then in a couple years, the skies are clear, and everybody’s getting blowjobs again.